Whenever I need to empty my head, the output ends up here. Have fun!
2009-11-25 20:00 by Nailbar
I experimented with GIMP to make fake tilt lens photos some time back. Found the result just now so I figured I'd share it with you all.
Gotta say I love the effect. That tiny person is my wife, btw. Tiny wife, teehee!
2009-11-25 20:16 by Nailbar
I shouldn't blog when I'm tired.
2009-11-23 20:40 by Nailbar
Been a while again since I posted Sofia-related stuff, so here we go...
Same goes for nature-related pics (not that the middle one could necessary be called nature-related)...
Oh, and did I mention we had winter here. But it moved on after a week or something. So now we're stuck with rain.
2009-12-01 09:30 by Nailbar
For the record; still stuck with rain.
2009-11-23 10:54 by Nailbar
(10:15:41) Nailbar:
Coming up next...
(10:16:31) Nailbar:
A Wild Western stand off. Sound-edition.
(10:18:10) Bugzz:
*klopp klopp klopp yyyyyaaargh (im a horse*) whosh whash (attaching horse to pole) klipp klapp klipp klapp (walking with da boots)
(10:18:26) Nailbar:
... (standstill)
(10:18:43) Nailbar:
crick.. (fingers twitch)
(10:19:23) Nailbar:
Feeewwwww (wind blowing) Tash shassh tat tat (Some bush bouncing around)
(10:19:25) Bugzz:
*KLAPP clirrclirr* (suddenly stops) *click* (opens holster holder) *woooosh* (wind blows on the empty street)
(10:19:36) Nailbar:
Tick
(10:19:37) Nailbar:
Tack
(10:19:39) Nailbar:
Tick
(10:19:40) Nailbar:
Tack
(10:19:48) Nailbar:
(nearing 12:00)
(10:20:49) Bugzz:
*swishshowsh* (hand movement causes air to make sounds) *crawhoosh* (gun pulled from holster)
(10:21:04) Nailbar:
*crawhoosh* (my side too!)
(10:21:18) Nailbar:
(in slo mo...)
(10:21:28) Nailbar:
fffffff (finger nearing trigger)
(10:21:37) Bugzz:
*baboombaboombaboom* (heart sounds in slo mo)
(10:22:07) Nailbar:
Dut (Finger touches trigger)
(10:22:26) Nailbar:
Ssshhhhhh (Gun being raised to eye level)
(10:22:48) Bugzz:
*Dut (finger touching trigger, slightly slower)
(10:22:50) Nailbar:
Gzzig (Eyes widening)
(10:23:10) Nailbar:
Crrink (Finger starting to pull trigger)
(10:23:32) Nailbar:
CLICK! (oh shit)
(10:23:37) Bugzz:
*whoup-flip-flop-flap* (sloppy hands Joe loses grip of gun again and throws it around in the air trying to get a hold of it again)
(10:24:20) Nailbar:
Twiggetty click whirr (nut-case Andy trying desperately to fill his revolver with bullets)
(10:24:52) Nailbar:
Tinkle tinkle tinkle (Dropping them all on the ground)
(10:24:56) Bugzz:
*Kaflap* (sloppy hands Joe gets the gun in his hands finally) *KAPOW* *AUUUUUCH* (sloppy hands Joe shoots himself in the foot) *Hopp-auch-hopp auch* (sloppy hands Joe jumps around on one foot)
(10:25:33) Nailbar:
Grrmmmffshit-oh-shit-oh-shit (Andy swearing under his breath)
(10:26:01) Nailbar:
Ditt (Andy found one bullet)
(10:26:22) Nailbar:
Tklick (puts it in the revolver)
(10:26:28) Bugzz:
*hopp-autch-hopp-auth-hopp-autch--CLIRRR* (sloppy hands joe jumps around on one foot and loses balance making him fall trough the window to the saloon)
(10:26:47) Nailbar:
Tchack - whirrrrrr... (Locked and loaded)
(10:27:27) Nailbar:
Thud-klink, thud-klink, thud-klink (Andy walks menacing towards the crushed window)
(10:27:33) Bugzz:
*KRAAAA* (only a raven where joe was looks around with a blank stare)
(10:27:46) Nailbar:
Andy blinks
(10:28:05) Nailbar:
Zip - klick - BAM! (and shoots the raven)
(10:28:19) Nailbar:
Andy blinks again
(10:28:34) Bugzz:
*auuuuuuuuuuuuuargh* (joe screams out in anguish from all the glass stuck in his butt cheeks)
(10:29:13) Nailbar:
Sssspp Donk! (Andy face-palms himself because that was his only bullet - also hurts his face because he was holding his gun with that hand)
(10:29:30) Bugzz:
*auuuuuuuuuuuarrgh* (luckily enough the wounds will not get infected because of the whiskey bottle which broke Joe's landing getting all over the wounds)
(10:30:05) Nailbar:
Fup zip (Andy throws the gun in the air catching it in the pipe and holding it like a hammer)
(10:30:23) Bugzz:
*uuuuuuuarghhhhhh.......* (joe passes out)
(10:31:06) Nailbar:
Crick... HHnnngggggh! (Andy stepped on a glass shard which went right through his sole)
(10:31:28) Nailbar:
Hop hop hop - ow ow ouch!
(10:32:27) Nailbar:
Crash crickety crash bam boom (Andy stumbles on the rubble left by Joe)
(10:32:37) Nailbar:
Fffffff (and falls over)
(10:32:47) Nailbar:
THUD! (Landing on Joe)
(10:32:53) Nailbar:
Hnnnggg (and passes out)
(10:33:27) Bugzz:
*nnnghhh...* (Joe wakes up for a second from getting Andy's elbow in the stomach but passes out again)
(10:33:40) Nailbar:
Shh shh shh (bartender shakes head)
(10:34:08) Nailbar:
"Better luck next time" (says bartender)
(10:34:33) Nailbar:
And throws them both out through the back door
(10:34:44) Nailbar:
SLAM! (door shut)
(10:34:47) Nailbar:
The end?
(10:34:49) Nailbar:
Or..
(10:34:53) Nailbar:
To be continued?
2009-11-23 07:57 by Nailbar
And this weeks set of buddy icons consists of...
2009-11-18 13:52 by Nailbar
And if anyone is having trouble figuring out what I'd want, here's at least one thing:
Kthxbye
2009-11-16 07:36 by Nailbar
My morning routine continues...
by Martin Wikström
Updated: 2010-08-29 13:49
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